The Republic of Pangeaeae is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Fireheart with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.4 billion Pangeaeaens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orynth. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pangeaeaean economy, worth 586 trillion JEPS a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,318 JEPS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

A new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', and a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate. Crime is totally unknown. Pangeaeae's national animal is the Stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nofkyology.

Pangeaeae is ranked 257,962^nd in the world and 1,666^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -157.46 on the Hayek Index.