|Leader||President Edik Princev|
The Crown Federation of Pandoska is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Edik Princev with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.078 billion Pandoskans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Veliky Tsaritsyn. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Pandoskan economy, worth 694 trillion Federal Rubles a year, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 225,631 Federal Rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 699,910 per year while the poor average 56,002, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.
Foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, the New Pandoskan Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms, government officials across Pandoska are being "encouraged" to adopt Tsar Eagles to set an example for the populace, and sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pandoska's national animal is the Tsar Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Pandoskan Orthodoxy.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Pandoska, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors.
- : Following new legislation in Pandoska, government officials across Pandoska are being "encouraged" to adopt Tsar Eagles to set an example for the populace.
- : Pandoska was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Tsardom of Leonlandia.
- : Following new legislation in Pandoska, the New Pandoskan Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms.
- : Following new legislation in Pandoska, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
- : Following new legislation in Pandoska, the best fashion comes straight to the high street from sweatshops all across the globe.
- : Following new legislation in Pandoska, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS.
- : Pandoska was endorsed by The People's Republic of Misuvelia.
- : Pandoska was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 10% for Rudest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Pandoska, exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated'.
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