Iunctus Foederatio sub una gloria et virtute
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 461st Largest Manufacturing Sector: 875th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 949th
The Crown Federation of
Corporate Police State
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population3.078 billion

CapitalVeliky Tsaritsyn
LeaderPresident Edik Princev
FaithPandoskan Orthodoxy

CurrencyFederal Ruble
AnimalTsar Eagle

The Crown Federation of Pandoska is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Edik Princev with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.078 billion Pandoskans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Veliky Tsaritsyn. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pandoskan economy, worth 694 trillion Federal Rubles a year, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 225,631 Federal Rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 699,910 per year while the poor average 56,002, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

Foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, the New Pandoskan Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms, government officials across Pandoska are being "encouraged" to adopt Tsar Eagles to set an example for the populace, and sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pandoska's national animal is the Tsar Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Pandoskan Orthodoxy.

Pandoska is ranked 6,795th in the world and 233rd in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 9,271.73 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 461stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 875thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 949thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,156thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,178thMost Devout: 1,377thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,410thLowest Crime Rates: 1,419thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,309thLargest Governments: 2,462ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,886thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,986thMost Influential: 3,744thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,788thHighest Average Incomes: 3,881stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,993rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,579thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,866thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,107thLargest Black Market: 5,216thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,331stLargest Mining Sector: 6,795thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,965thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,538thSmartest Citizens: 7,615thTop
Most Conservative: 9,003rdMost Efficient Economies: 9,197thMost Developed: 10,934thRudest Citizens: 11,913th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 43rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 45th in the regionMost Devout: 56th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 72nd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 106th in the regionLargest Governments: 112th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 120th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 141st in the regionLargest Black Market: 161st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 176th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 178th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 190th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 200th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 209th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 214th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 230th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 233rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 350th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 361st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 417th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 421st in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 508th in the regionMost Conservative: 543rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 612th in the regionMost Developed: 647th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pandoska, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors.
  • : Following new legislation in Pandoska, government officials across Pandoska are being "encouraged" to adopt Tsar Eagles to set an example for the populace.
  • : Pandoska was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Tsardom of Leonlandia.
  • : Following new legislation in Pandoska, the New Pandoskan Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms.
  • : Following new legislation in Pandoska, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
  • : Following new legislation in Pandoska, the best fashion comes straight to the high street from sweatshops all across the globe.
  • : Following new legislation in Pandoska, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS.
  • : Pandoska was endorsed by The People's Republic of Misuvelia.
  • : Pandoska was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 10% for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Pandoska, exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated'.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 120 » El Fiji Grande, Alunya, Shin-Hachioji, The Rhein States, Steraz, Cloydicia, Kasazzastan, Omnistria, Territorio di Nessuno, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Pallaith, Bearical, Great Bights Mum, Napnomadia, Yaorozu, Ozstan, Sundred, The Black Cathedral, Notyoutopia, Lunallian, Gladio II, Shibutani, New Pruessen, Suicidistan, Koda-Land, Sil Dorsett, Bayern-Straubing, Frances Francis the First of France, Papika, Outer Egorniand, Uganda Knuckles UK, Montarc, Corfad, THX1138, Sinelona, PlanetPunk, Maovale, Sunto, Buckerino, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, Ninjak30, Newpromisedland, Agrauron, Amancar, Federation Terra Australis, Ainsworth, Shadowrik, Pasargad, Spartoptia, and 70 others.Dreadton, Malta Comino Gozo, Renzic, Kwaj, 1 very fast endotarter, Holy Oranz, New Bremerton, Wineclaw, Black Templares, Wilkshire, General COE, Toshavo III, Mzeusia, Rionion, Siwale, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Niradans, Unsophisticate, The United States of Romania, The Iron Lions, Justanistan, Vincone Cae, United Draconia, Guer Aike, Q w e r t y, Votak Matim, Ofemerica, Egalico, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, Torakuen, Selfgradatude, Raccooniah, Maott, United North American, Atomic Industry Islands, Joodey, Sheldanada, Guslantis, Ara Antrizuls, IsiMUd, New Trisone, Lorigia, SchoolHouse Rock, Union of Austria-Hungary, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Racoda, Ibiscaton, Ethnon, Saturns Edge, Fortnite Eco, SillyString, Amauri, Peldorn, Swaz Islands, Jasminlandia, Zemnaya Svoboda, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Marijuana Haven, Sea Ghost, Orven, Trillius, Angwayster, Norvayopia, Aerilia, Kirostan, Misuvelia, and Tsardom of Leonlandia.

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