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Peace and Prosperity
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,868th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Power
Founder
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Panaitan

Population163 million

Currencypanaitani dollar
AnimalRusa

The Republic of Panaitan is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 163 million Panaitanis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 62.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Panaitani economy, worth 5.66 trillion panaitani dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 34,730 panaitani dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, and tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panaitan's national animal is the Rusa, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Panaitan is ranked 45,636th in the world and 4th in Unified Nations of Terra for Most Primitive, scoring 43.2 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,868th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Panaitan, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaitan, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaitan, military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaitan, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaitan, Panaitan's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Panaitan's influence in Unified Nations of Terra fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
  • : Following new legislation in Panaitan, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaitan, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaitan, t-shirts displaying a photo of Leader performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaitan, classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children.

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