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Stop Reading My Motto!
Most Extreme: 2ndLargest Retail Industry: 4thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th
The ENDORSE TEPERTOPIA of
Anarchy
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Pallidonia

Population16.559 billion

CapitalCapital
Leaderabsolutely nobody
FaithAnarchy

CurrencyHorse
AnimalDollar

The ENDORSE TEPERTOPIA of Pallidonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by absolutely nobody with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.559 billion Pallidonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with International Aid also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pallidonian economy, worth a remarkable 6,100 trillion Horses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 368,386 Horses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,650,005 per year while the poor average 16,494, a ratio of 160 to 1.

The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship, subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes, and in musicals everybody's a little bit racist. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pallidonia's national animal is the Dollar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anarchy.

Pallidonia is ranked 27th in the world and 3rd in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 99.22 Obesity Rate.

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Most Extreme: 2ndLargest Retail Industry: 4thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7thHighest Crime Rates: 7thMost Armed: 9thRudest Citizens: 9thLargest Gambling Industry: 9thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15thMost Avoided: 23rdFattest Citizens: 27thMost Rebellious Youth: 42ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 55thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 65thMost Ignorant Citizens: 86thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 137thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 307thMost Cheerful Citizens: 343rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 368thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 774thHighest Drug Use: 792ndMost Politically Free: 1,040thMost Pro-Market: 1,081stHighest Average Incomes: 1,273rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,287thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,542ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,801stHighest Economic Output: 1,836thLargest Mining Sector: 2,464thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,900thMost Efficient Economies: 3,025thMost Cultured: 7,455thNudest: 8,970thMost Inclusive: 9,155thMost Devout: 9,471stTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 13,951stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,874thLargest Black Market: 15,828thLargest Populations: 17,767thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26,855th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 35th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 41st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 44th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 45th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 45th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 51st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 63rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 93rd in the regionTop
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Nudest: 177th in the regionMost Devout: 183rd in the regionLargest Populations: 188th in the regionLargest Black Market: 213th in the regionMost Cultured: 225th in the regionMost Inclusive: 326th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 392nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 505th in the regionMost Stationary: 584th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 792nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 854th in the regionMost Influential: 1,185th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pallidonia, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
  • : Following new legislation in Pallidonia, subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Pallidonia, pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship.
  • : Following new legislation in Pallidonia, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
  • : Following new legislation in Pallidonia, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Pallidonia, the only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll.
  • : Following new legislation in Pallidonia, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : Following new legislation in Pallidonia, the fattest folk in Pallidonia look to be the happiest ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Pallidonia, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Pallidonia, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence.

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