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Highest Drug Use: 3rdMost Extreme: 3rdHighest Crime Rates: 5th
The Eternal Misfortune of
Anarchy
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Pallidonia

Population19.895 billion

CapitalCapital
Leaderabsolutely nobody
FaithAnarchy

CurrencyHorse
AnimalDollar

The Eternal Misfortune of Pallidonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by absolutely nobody with a fair hand, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, otherworldly petting zoo, and feral children. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.895 billion Pallidonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pallidonian economy, worth a remarkable 8,025 trillion Horses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 403,409 Horses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,901,942 per year while the poor average 18,063, a ratio of 160 to 1.

The people have taken "Hail absolutely nobody" as an invitation to lob rocks, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament, the only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll, and teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pallidonia's national animal is the Dollar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anarchy.

Pallidonia is ranked 1,789th in the world and 5th in Pencil Sharpeners Puppet Storage for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 8,303.73 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Highest Drug Use: 3rdMost Extreme: 3rdHighest Crime Rates: 5thLargest Retail Industry: 6thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7thMost Armed: 7thLargest Gambling Industry: 8thRudest Citizens: 9thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11thMost Avoided: 16thFattest Citizens: 19thMost Rebellious Youth: 21stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 42ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 48thMost Ignorant Citizens: 66thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 91stMost Cheerful Citizens: 206thHighest Disposable Incomes: 261stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 266thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 996thHighest Average Incomes: 1,066thMost Politically Free: 1,243rdMost Pro-Market: 1,254thHighest Economic Output: 1,372ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,530thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,608thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,789thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,148thLargest Mining Sector: 3,675thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,082ndMost Inclusive: 7,288thMost Cultured: 10,420thNudest: 15,063rdTop
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Most Devout: 15,743rdLargest Populations: 16,530thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21,452ndLargest Publishing Industry: 23,233rdLargest Black Market: 24,635thMost Primitive: 24,713th
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Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pallidonia, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Following new legislation in Pallidonia, the only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll.
  • : Following new legislation in Pallidonia, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in Pallidonia, the people have taken "Hail absolutely nobody" as an invitation to lob rocks.
  • : Following new legislation in Pallidonia, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Pallidonia, many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery.
  • : Following new legislation in Pallidonia, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
  • : Following new legislation in Pallidonia, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
  • : Following new legislation in Pallidonia, several inches are being added to first class seating.
  • : Following new legislation in Pallidonia, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.

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