Population | 16.559 billion |
Capital | Capital |
Leader | absolutely nobody |
Faith | Anarchy |
Currency | Horse |
Animal | Dollar |
The ENDORSE TEPERTOPIA of Pallidonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by absolutely nobody with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.559 billion Pallidonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with International Aid also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Pallidonian economy, worth a remarkable 6,100 trillion Horses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 368,386 Horses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,650,005 per year while the poor average 16,494, a ratio of 160 to 1.
The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship, subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes, and in musicals everybody's a little bit racist. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pallidonia's national animal is the Dollar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anarchy.
Pallidonia is ranked 27th in the world and 3rd in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 99.22 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Pallidonia, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
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Pallidonia, subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes.
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Pallidonia, pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship.
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Pallidonia, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
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Pallidonia, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.
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Pallidonia, the only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll.
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Pallidonia, anti-government web sites are springing up.
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Pallidonia, the fattest folk in Pallidonia look to be the happiest ones.
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Pallidonia, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
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Pallidonia, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence.