The PS2 Puppet of Pallidonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.791 billion Pallidonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Law & Order and Environment not funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pallidonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,177 trillion Horses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 326,567 Horses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,349,180 per year while the poor average 14,622, a ratio of 160 to 1.

Voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, and brain injury is seen as a desirable outcome rather than a side effect of contact sports. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pallidonia's national animal is the Dollar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pallidonia is ranked 229,718^th in the world and 8,600^th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 0.84 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.