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We eat, therefore we hunt.
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 321stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 561stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 689th
The Rogue Nation of
Capitalist Paradise
Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Palins

Population15.633 billion

CapitalJuneau
Leadera Governor
FaithChristianity

CurrencyDollar
AnimalGrizzly Bear

The Rogue Nation of Palins is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a Governor with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 15.633 billion Palins are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juneau. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Palinese economy, worth a remarkable 2,861 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 183,027 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 659,491 per year while the poor average 36,322, a ratio of 18.2 to 1.

Tourists call Palinese beach towns "the fine coastline", monks aren't the only ones who take vows of silence, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language, and in court almost every witness is a hostile witness. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Palins's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Palins is ranked 234,848th in the world and 7th in United Christian Empires of the West for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 16.53 tourists per hour.

Top
1%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 321stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 561stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 689thFattest Citizens: 843rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,063rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,442ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,750thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,761stMost Devout: 2,264thTop
5%
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,439thMost Avoided: 3,006thRudest Citizens: 3,101stHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,348thLargest Black Market: 3,870thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,974thLargest Mining Sector: 4,739thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,478thHighest Economic Output: 5,577thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,207thHighest Average Incomes: 8,676thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,813thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,126thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,144thTop
10%
Most Efficient Economies: 12,136thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,557thLargest Populations: 17,100thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,417thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,041stLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,941st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Palins, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
  • : Following new legislation in Palins, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language.
  • : Following new legislation in Palins, monks aren't the only ones who take vows of silence.
  • : Following new legislation in Palins, tourists call Palinese beach towns "the fine coastline".
  • : Following new legislation in Palins, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
  • : Following new legislation in Palins, a degree in A Governor Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.
  • : Following new legislation in Palins, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building.
  • : Following new legislation in Palins, there is a thriving underground gay scene.
  • : Following new legislation in Palins, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences".
  • : Palins was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth, the Top 5% for Most Efficient Economies, and the Top 10% for Largest Governments.

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