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Pride and Industry
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,797thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,098thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,325th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Some

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Paleoconservative

Population1.424 billion

Currencybaht
Animalparrot

The Republic of Paleoconservative is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.424 billion Paleoconservativeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 39.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Paleoconservativean economy, worth 69.3 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 48,672 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future, adultery has been made a capital offence, a major religion has been named as Paleoconservative's national religion, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paleoconservative's national animal is the parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Paleoconservative is ranked 174,749th in the world and 3,928th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 90.29902554192 days.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,797thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,098thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,325thTop
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Most Avoided: 17,106th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 351st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 483rd in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 616th in the regionMost Avoided: 660th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Paleoconservative, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
  • : Following new legislation in Paleoconservative, a major religion has been named as Paleoconservative's national religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Paleoconservative, adultery has been made a capital offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Paleoconservative, weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future.
  • : Following new legislation in Paleoconservative, exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes.
  • : Following new legislation in Paleoconservative, tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult'.
  • : Following new legislation in Paleoconservative, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial.
  • : Following new legislation in Paleoconservative, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone.
  • : Following new legislation in Paleoconservative, no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines.
  • : Following new legislation in Paleoconservative, the government snoops on private internet connections.

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