NATION

PASSWORD

A wise man in times of peace, prepares for war. President Fulkerson
Healthiest Citizens: 1,652ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,988thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,171st
The Armed Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Vassal
Executive Advisor / Consul Emeritus
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Paleocacher

Population28.002 billion

CapitalGardena
LeaderPresident Fulkerson

CurrencySelkie
AnimalRed Wolf

The Armed Republic of Paleocacher is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Fulkerson with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 28.002 billion Paleocacherians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gardena. The average income tax rate is 64.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Paleocacherian economy, worth a remarkable 6,186 trillion Selkies a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 220,920 Selkies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Banks now use correct pronouns when evicting people from their houses, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, and factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paleocacher's national animal is the Red Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Paleocacher is ranked 9,957th in the world and 22nd in The League for Nicest Citizens, with 32.35 average smiles per day.

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Healthiest Citizens: 1,652ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,988thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,171stHighest Economic Output: 2,492ndBest Weather: 2,760thMost Cultured: 3,084thMost Influential: 3,179thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,539thHighest Food Quality: 3,543rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,571stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,737thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,105thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,546thMost Developed: 4,886thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,040thSmartest Citizens: 5,107thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,478thLargest Populations: 6,639thMost Inclusive: 7,614thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,618thHighest Average Incomes: 8,185thLargest Governments: 8,813thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,256thNicest Citizens: 9,957thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,447thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,453rdMost Patriotic: 13,340thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,568thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,493rdRudest Citizens: 14,998thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,043rdMost Corrupt Governments: 16,508thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,734thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19,639thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,796thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,222ndMost Efficient Economies: 25,726th
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Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 15th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Patriotic: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 20th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionNicest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 31st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 31st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 35th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Paleocacher's influence in The League fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
  • : Paleocacher lodged a message on the The League Regional Message Board.
  • : Paleocacher lodged a message on the The League Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Paleocacher, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections.
  • : Following new legislation in Paleocacher, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia.
  • : Following new legislation in Paleocacher, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation.
  • : Following new legislation in Paleocacher, banks now use correct pronouns when evicting people from their houses.
  • : Following new legislation in Paleocacher, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
  • : Paleocacher was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Paleocacher lodged a message on the The League Regional Message Board.

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