Population | 28.002 billion |
Capital | Gardena |
Leader | President Fulkerson |
Currency | Selkie |
Animal | Red Wolf |
The Armed Republic of Paleocacher is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Fulkerson with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 28.002 billion Paleocacherians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gardena. The average income tax rate is 64.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Paleocacherian economy, worth a remarkable 6,186 trillion Selkies a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 220,920 Selkies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Banks now use correct pronouns when evicting people from their houses, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, and factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paleocacher's national animal is the Red Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Paleocacher is ranked 9,957th in the world and 22nd in The League for Nicest Citizens, with 32.35 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Paleocacher's influence in The League fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
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Paleocacher lodged a message on the The League Regional Message Board.
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Paleocacher lodged a message on the The League Regional Message Board.
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Paleocacher, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections.
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Paleocacher, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia.
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Paleocacher, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation.
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Paleocacher, banks now use correct pronouns when evicting people from their houses.
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Paleocacher, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
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Paleocacher was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
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Paleocacher lodged a message on the The League Regional Message Board.