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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 54thMost Armed: 80thHighest Crime Rates: 94th
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Pale Mountains of Klesh

Population21.952 billion

AnimalHilly Goat

The Bandit Kings of Pale Mountains of Klesh is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 21.952 billion Bandits live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bandit economy, worth a remarkable 7,275 trillion Corics a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 331,408 Corics, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,090,982 per year while the poor average 3,148, a ratio of 981 to 1.

Vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres, Bandit athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, and electricity company executives pray nightly to Zeus and Thor. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pale Mountains of Klesh's national animal is the Hilly Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pale Mountains of Klesh is ranked 259,878th in the world and 26th in Eladen for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.29 bananas ingested per day.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 54thMost Armed: 80thHighest Crime Rates: 94thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 150thMost Avoided: 155thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 215thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 230thFattest Citizens: 242ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 281stLargest Gambling Industry: 289thHighest Disposable Incomes: 512thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 536thMost Rebellious Youth: 823rdRudest Citizens: 964thHighest Economic Output: 1,255thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,413thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,432ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,586thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,587thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,624thHighest Average Incomes: 1,729thLargest Mining Sector: 2,058thLargest Retail Industry: 2,555thTop
Most Stationary: 2,625thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,815thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,961stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,395thMost Cultured: 3,745thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,409thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,587thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,903rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,721stMost Efficient Economies: 7,074thLargest Populations: 7,685thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,772ndSmartest Citizens: 9,407thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,437thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,458thTop
Largest Black Market: 14,051stMost Devout: 15,393rdMost Influential: 16,051stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,451stMost Patriotic: 21,371stHighest Drug Use: 22,299thMost Pro-Market: 23,789th
Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the region

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