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Work for glory, die for the state
Most Extreme: 6th Most Authoritarian: 153rd Most Conservative: 240th
The People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Palacoufia

Population180 million

Currencypalac
Animalorca

The People's Republic of Palacoufia is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 180 million Palacoufians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Palacoufian economy, worth 7.17 trillion palacs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 39,836 palacs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, babysitters are a thing of the past, and workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Palacoufia's national animal is the orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Palacoufia is ranked 25,624th in the world and 356th in 10000 Islands for Most Beautiful Environments, with 829.83 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Most Extreme: 6thMost Authoritarian: 153rdMost Conservative: 240thMost Income Equality: 444thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,743rdTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 12,710thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,114thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,743rdMost Pacifist: 13,780thLowest Crime Rates: 14,306th
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 46th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Palacoufia, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings.
  • : Following new legislation in Palacoufia, babysitters are a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Palacoufia, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
  • : Following new legislation in Palacoufia, clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos.
  • : Following new legislation in Palacoufia, the government would rather execute a hundred innocent men than let one guilty one appeal a verdict.
  • : Following new legislation in Palacoufia, hammer and sickle-wielding space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on.
  • : Following new legislation in Palacoufia, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security.
  • : Following new legislation in Palacoufia, euthanasia is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Palacoufia, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Following new legislation in Palacoufia, the government is financing an extremely costly war against malaria.

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