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Most Pacifist: 1,135thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,970thNicest Citizens: 2,097th
The Community of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Some

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Pagalina

Population31.842 billion

CapitalPagalina City
LeaderLeader
FaithPaglinity

CurrencyLina
AnimalCapuchin Monkey

The Community of Pagalina is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 31.842 billion Pagalinans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pagalina City. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Pagalinan economy, worth a remarkable 2,526 trillion Linas a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,358 Linas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

A shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills, the treehouse in Capuchin Monkey Park is the tallest building in Pagalina, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pagalina's national animal is the Capuchin Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paglinity.

Pagalina is ranked 41,643rd in the world and 379th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 1,067.76628190692 days.

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Most Pacifist: 1,135thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,970thNicest Citizens: 2,097thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,416thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,425thTop
5%
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,144thHealthiest Citizens: 3,152ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,477thLargest Populations: 3,594thSafest: 3,821stMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,427thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,635thLowest Crime Rates: 6,501stHighest Food Quality: 8,261stSmartest Citizens: 8,297thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,641stHighest Economic Output: 9,068thMost Cultured: 9,551stMost Inclusive: 10,111thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,127thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,901stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,883rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,578thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,890thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 15,140thLargest Governments: 15,976thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,966thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,917thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,080thBest Weather: 23,650thLargest Welfare Programs: 25,900thMost Influential: 28,339th
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Most Pacifist: 30th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 56th in the regionNicest Citizens: 62nd in the regionLargest Populations: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 86th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 125th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 136th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 159th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 170th in the regionSafest: 173rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 190th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 280th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 323rd in the regionMost Influential: 368th in the regionMost Stationary: 379th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 381st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 410th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 463rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 491st in the regionMost Cultured: 509th in the regionMost Inclusive: 511th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 519th in the regionTop
10%
Least Corrupt Governments: 532nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 565th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 576th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 627th in the regionLargest Governments: 889th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 907th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 961st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 994th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pagalina, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Pagalina was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Pagalina, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED.
  • : Following new legislation in Pagalina, the treehouse in Capuchin Monkey Park is the tallest building in Pagalina.
  • : Pagalina was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and the Top 10% for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Pagalina, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills.
  • : Following new legislation in Pagalina, neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise.
  • : Pagalina was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Pagalina, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers.
  • : Pagalina was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.

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