Population | 31.842 billion |
Capital | Pagalina City |
Leader | Leader |
Faith | Paglinity |
Currency | Lina |
Animal | Capuchin Monkey |
The Community of Pagalina is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 31.842 billion Pagalinans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pagalina City. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Pagalinan economy, worth a remarkable 2,526 trillion Linas a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,358 Linas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
A shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills, the treehouse in Capuchin Monkey Park is the tallest building in Pagalina, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pagalina's national animal is the Capuchin Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paglinity.
Pagalina is ranked 41,643rd in the world and 379th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 1,067.76628190692 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Pagalina, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
- : Pagalina was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Following new legislation in Pagalina, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED.
- : Following new legislation in Pagalina, the treehouse in Capuchin Monkey Park is the tallest building in Pagalina.
- : Pagalina was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and the Top 10% for Most Devout.
- : Following new legislation in Pagalina, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills.
- : Following new legislation in Pagalina, neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise.
- : Pagalina was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Following new legislation in Pagalina, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers.
- : Pagalina was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.