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Paffnia was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 276
Largest Welfare Programs: 113thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 140thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 164th
The Protectorate of
Left-wing Utopia
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Superb

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Paffnia

Population26.494 billion

CapitalSkoptopolis
LeaderAleksandar Vekili

Currencypaffnar
Animalllama

The Protectorate of Paffnia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Aleksandar Vekili with a fair hand, and notable for its lack of airports, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.494 billion Paffniacs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skoptopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The all-consuming Paffniac economy, worth a remarkable 5,723 trillion paffnars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 216,046 paffnars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government web sites are springing up, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Paffnia's radio stations, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, and the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paffnia's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Paffnia is ranked 303,871st in the world and 1,099th in 10000 Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 0.99 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 113thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 140thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 164thMost Valuable International Artwork: 231stMost Advanced Public Transport: 258thMost Pacifist: 416thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 454thMost Advanced Public Education: 467thHighest Average Tax Rates: 514thMost Rebellious Youth: 514thBest Weather: 544thLongest Average Lifespans: 557thMost Beautiful Environments: 633rdHealthiest Citizens: 635thLargest Governments: 727thSafest: 751stMost Compassionate Citizens: 768thNicest Citizens: 774thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 810thMost Influential: 828thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 851stMost Cheerful Citizens: 903rdHighest Food Quality: 976thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,032ndMost Inclusive: 1,094thLowest Crime Rates: 1,110thSmartest Citizens: 1,218thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,357thMost Cultured: 1,616thHighest Economic Output: 2,211thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,446thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,207thLargest Populations: 5,095thHighest Average Incomes: 6,528thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,826thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,994thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,353rdMost Developed: 10,244thTop
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Most Income Equality: 18,186thMost Devout: 19,261stMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,805th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 22nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 24th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 32nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 38th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 43rd in the regionLargest Populations: 44th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 46th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 66th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 82nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 88th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 96th in the regionMost Influential: 96th in the region

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