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Pleasure as always.
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,289thSafest: 20,705thNicest Citizens: 25,852nd
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Moralistic Democracy
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Padan Fain

Population4.965 billion

CurrencyGold
AnimalGold

The Colony of Padan Fain is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, hard-working population of 4.965 billion Padan Fainians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 38.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Padan Fainian economy, worth 438 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,355 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, and lending money has become a major liability. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Padan Fain's national animal is the Gold, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Padan Fain is ranked 52,729th in the world and 14th in Wheel of Time for Most Stationary, with 840.15441368972 days.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,289thTop
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Safest: 20,705thNicest Citizens: 25,852ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 26,429thBest Weather: 27,873rd
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Padan Fain, lending money has become a major liability.
  • : Following new legislation in Padan Fain, Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Padan Fain, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals.
  • : Following new legislation in Padan Fain, Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
  • : Following new legislation in Padan Fain, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks.
  • : Padan Fain was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens and Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Padan Fain, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity.
  • : Following new legislation in Padan Fain, stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor.
  • : Following new legislation in Padan Fain, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Padan Fain, theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good.

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