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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 164thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 569thMost Advanced Public Transport: 604th
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Oymyakon

Population22.541 billion

CapitalVladivostok
LeaderLady Goddess Kostroma
FaithReligionism

CurrencySvenski
AnimalMountain goat

The Puffy Cute Dictatorship 💦 of Oymyakon is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lady Goddess Kostroma with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.541 billion Nice and cute citizens are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, with Education, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladivostok. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Oymyakonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,965 trillion Svenskis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 220,281 Svenskis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

This year's hottest seller is plenary indulgence, midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, and perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Oymyakon's national animal is the Mountain goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Religionism.

Oymyakon is ranked 7,527th in the world and 4th in Valhalla for Most Stationary, with 2,704.1529915632 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 164thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 569thMost Advanced Public Transport: 604thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 667thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,062ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,454thLargest Black Market: 1,491stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,560thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,670thLargest Governments: 2,454thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,880thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,253rdHighest Economic Output: 3,358thMost Devout: 3,463rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,641stMost Beautiful Environments: 6,037thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,151stMost Stationary: 7,527thHighest Average Incomes: 7,716thBest Weather: 8,398thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,382ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,743rdMost Patriotic: 11,222ndLargest Populations: 12,121stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,410thHealthiest Citizens: 13,768thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 15,844thMost Authoritarian: 16,218thMost Influential: 17,701stMost Armed: 18,205thMost Income Equality: 21,790thMost Cultured: 22,987thSmartest Citizens: 24,500thMost Developed: 26,761stHighest Food Quality: 28,164th
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

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  • : Oymyakon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Oymyakon was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Oymyakon was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Oymyakon was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Oymyakon was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Oymyakon was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Oymyakon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Oymyakon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Oymyakon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Oymyakon was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.

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