The Free Republic of Oxirix is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Xall with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 47.048 billion Oxiris are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suntau. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Oxirixian economy, worth an astonishing 11,153 trillion Eucastrian Drachmas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 237,072 Eucastrian Drachmas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 932,950 per year while the poor average 40,888, a ratio of 22.8 to 1.

Aides are afraid to ask if Xall wants a cup of tea or coffee, just as students finish their homework it's time for school, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, and residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Oxirix's national animal is the Sphynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Individualism.

Oxirix is ranked 1,178^th in the world and 36^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 236,124.39 Standard Monetary Units.