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Highest Crime Rates: 19thMost Armed: 25thHighest Drug Use: 32nd
The Former UwU's republic of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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OwOistan

Population12.662 billion

Capital*Notices Bulge*
LeaderSpOwOky UwU
FaithFurDom

Currencynuzzle
AnimalUwU

The Former UwU's republic of OwOistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by SpOwOky UwU with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.662 billion OwOistanis are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Law & Order and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of *Notices Bulge*. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient OwOistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,678 trillion nuzzles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 369,466 nuzzles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,454,544 per year while the poor average 3,400, a ratio of 1,015 to 1.

The children of OwOistan are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, half of OwOistan just lost MyFace after space debris collided with a major communications satellite, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. OwOistan's national animal is the UwU, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is FurDom.

OwOistan is ranked 20,348th in the world and 287th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 1,610.311816622 days.

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Highest Crime Rates: 19thMost Armed: 25thHighest Drug Use: 32ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 36thMost Avoided: 44thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 46thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 46thLargest Gambling Industry: 70thFattest Citizens: 79thLargest Retail Industry: 132ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 132ndMost Rebellious Youth: 142ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 170thRudest Citizens: 176thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 309thHighest Disposable Incomes: 360thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 521stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 592ndMost Corrupt Governments: 699thMost Efficient Economies: 1,067thLargest Mining Sector: 1,351stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,357thHighest Average Incomes: 1,439thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,620thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,123rdMost Pro-Market: 2,203rdTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,506thHighest Economic Output: 3,708thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,416thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,798thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,368thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,444thNudest: 6,697thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,278thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,364thMost Secular: 14,475thTop
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Most Influential: 18,275thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,127thMost Stationary: 20,348thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,574thLargest Governments: 23,666thLargest Information Technology Sector: 28,694th
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 20th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 24th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 34th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 36th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 43rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 46th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 48th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 62nd in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 96th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 101st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 112th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 157th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 160th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 173rd in the regionNudest: 180th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 232nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 261st in the regionMost Stationary: 287th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 363rd in the regionMost Influential: 476th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 517th in the regionLargest Governments: 524th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 600th in the regionLargest Populations: 644th in the regionLargest Black Market: 664th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, half of OwOistan just lost MyFace after space debris collided with a major communications satellite.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, the children of OwOistan are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
  • : OwOistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in OwOistan, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of OwOistan's radio stations.

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