Population | 12.662 billion |
Capital | *Notices Bulge* |
Leader | SpOwOky UwU |
Faith | FurDom |
Currency | nuzzle |
Animal | UwU |
The Former UwU's republic of OwOistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by SpOwOky UwU with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.662 billion OwOistanis are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Law & Order and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of *Notices Bulge*. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient OwOistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,678 trillion nuzzles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 369,466 nuzzles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,454,544 per year while the poor average 3,400, a ratio of 1,015 to 1.
The children of OwOistan are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, half of OwOistan just lost MyFace after space debris collided with a major communications satellite, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. OwOistan's national animal is the UwU, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is FurDom.
OwOistan is ranked 20,348th in the world and 287th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 1,610.311816622 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in OwOistan, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
- : Following new legislation in OwOistan, half of OwOistan just lost MyFace after space debris collided with a major communications satellite.
- : Following new legislation in OwOistan, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box.
- : Following new legislation in OwOistan, the children of OwOistan are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
- : Following new legislation in OwOistan, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
- : OwOistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in OwOistan, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
- : Following new legislation in OwOistan, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account.
- : Following new legislation in OwOistan, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
- : Following new legislation in OwOistan, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of OwOistan's radio stations.