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Most Corrupt Governments: 12thLargest Mining Sector: 15thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17th
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Overdosed crackheads

Population27.168 billion

CapitalCrack Central
LeaderElrod the love god
FaithObey Elrod


The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Elrod the love god with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 27.168 billion Overdosed crackheadsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crack Central. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Overdosed crackheadsian economy, worth an astonishing 14,997 trillion rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 552,031 rocks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,868,344 per year while the poor average 120,537, a ratio of 15.5 to 1.

The nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, and nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Overdosed crackheads's national animal is the worm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Obey Elrod.

Overdosed crackheads is ranked 111,938th in the world and 4,111th in the Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 444.09 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Corrupt Governments: 12thLargest Mining Sector: 15thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17thMost Avoided: 21stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28thMost Secular: 40thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 41stMost Primitive: 45thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 54thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 69thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 69thMost Ignorant Citizens: 73rdLargest Insurance Industry: 75thHighest Disposable Incomes: 77thFattest Citizens: 158thHighest Economic Output: 159thMost Armed: 167thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 185thHighest Average Incomes: 188thLargest Retail Industry: 194thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 313thMost Stationary: 377thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 714thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 722ndRudest Citizens: 758thLargest Black Market: 877thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,406thLargest Populations: 2,822ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,655thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,055thMost Conservative: 6,281stMost Efficient Economies: 6,399thNudest: 6,591stTop
Most Influential: 11,484thMost Authoritarian: 11,982ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,634thLargest Governments: 19,324thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,736th
Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionRudest Citizens: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 58th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 129th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 154th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 156th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 178th in the regionNudest: 211th in the regionMost Conservative: 282nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 340th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 505th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 513th in the region

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