The Dictatorship of Outer Dratandiaia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Dratmenbashi with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.146 billion Outer Dratandiaians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dratlandiaia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Outer Dratandiaian economy, worth a remarkable 2,161 trillion drats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 302,489 drats, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,785,001 per year while the poor average 3,342, a ratio of 833 to 1.

Descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true, the annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert, love is in the air, and an IT mega-corporation has a patent pending on the rectangle. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Outer Dratandiaia's national animal is the crocodile, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dratmenism.

Outer Dratandiaia is ranked 11,494^th in the world and 227^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Governments, scoring 34.97 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.