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Most Advanced Public Transport: 5,050thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,405thMost Stationary: 9,040th
The Ouhlahauhniahn Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Influence
Superpower
Whale Emperor
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Ouhlahauhn

Population19.875 billion

CapitalOuhlahauhniah
LeaderKing Whale III

CurrencyDigit
AnimalNarwhal

The Ouhlahauhniahn Republic of Ouhlahauhn is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Whale III with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 19.875 billion Ouhlahauhniahns hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ouhlahauhniah. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Ouhlahauhniahn economy, worth a remarkable 1,838 trillion Digits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,494 Digits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Ouhlahauhn has found 1 easter egg), consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, the nation is known as the cheapskates of The Albinias, and the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ouhlahauhn's national animal is the Narwhal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Ouhlahauhn is ranked 9,040th in the world and 1st in The Albinias for Most Stationary, with 2,520.21073428632 days.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 5,050thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,405thMost Stationary: 9,040thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,917thHighest Economic Output: 13,895thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,326thMost Secular: 14,513thSafest: 14,711thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 15,044thLargest Populations: 16,682ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,886thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,353rdNicest Citizens: 17,864thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,766thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,230thSmartest Citizens: 22,331stMost Advanced Public Education: 23,026thMost Inclusive: 24,107thMost Cultured: 24,591stMost Politically Free: 25,278thHighest Food Quality: 25,289thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27,718thMost Influential: 29,102nd

National Happenings

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  • : Ouhlahauhn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Ouhlahauhn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Ouhlahauhn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Ouhlahauhn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Ouhlahauhn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular and the Top 10% for Most Influential.
  • : Ouhlahauhn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Ouhlahauhn named the Governor's office Whale Emperor in The Albinias.
  • : Ouhlahauhn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Ouhlahauhn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Ouhlahauhn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.

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