The Queendom of Ouamouno is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-working population of 16.073 billion Ouamounoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 15.7%.

The Ouamounoan economy, worth 718 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 44,675 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ouamouno's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ouamouno is ranked 196,849^th in the world and 4^th in Republica del Paraguay for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.96 law-abiding acts per hour.