The Valentine but i have noone of Othenhiem is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mutroskovich IX with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, devout population of 1.056 billion Othenthemadon are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stratvo m'kai. The average income tax rate is 83.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient othenthemian economy, worth 103 trillion dourviks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,925 dourviks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Contestants on Othenhiem's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Othenhiem's national animal is the muto, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodoxy.

Othenhiem is ranked 189,384^th in the world and 798^th in Europe for Largest Black Market, with 33.9 billion Standard Monetary Units.