The Republic of Osris is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 785 million Osrisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 54.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Osrisian economy, worth 19.8 trillion Denits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 25,251 Denits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Osris, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, and a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osris's national animal is the Volide, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Osris is ranked 139,297^th in the world and 2,625^th in The North Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 13.78 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.