The Mega Corporation of Ospuze is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sofia Petronelle with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.444 billion Ospuzeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monaco. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ospuzean economy, worth 208 trillion Multibucks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,384 Multibucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse, rural Ospuzeans stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities, ghost regiments exist only on paper, and twins are held culpable for the actions of their siblings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ospuze's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Ospuze is ranked 280,483^rd in the world and 4,499^th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -6.78 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.