The Most Serene Republic of Osniezmeethikp is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its closed borders. The quiet, industrious population of 10.584 billion Osniezmeethikpians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 21.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Osniezmeethikpian economy, worth 418 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,561 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, and marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osniezmeethikp's national animal is the Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Osniezmeethikp is ranked 156,484^th in the world and 1,791^st in Artificial Solar System for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.