The Dominion of Osire Eyertium is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by H with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.315 billion Osire Eyertiumians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Vanael. The average income tax rate is 84.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Osire Eyertiumian economy, worth 260 trillion Semi Aus a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 112,312 Semi Aus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse, soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osire Eyertium's national animal is the Jackal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vanaelism.

Osire Eyertium is ranked 147,862^nd in the world and 5,985^th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 383.18 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.