The Pilotipality 🛩️ of Osheiga is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Pilot Montelo II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.115 billion Osheigans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xovatova. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Osheigan economy, worth 844 trillion airline miles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 205,300 airline miles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

National parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt, and young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osheiga's national animal is the dodo bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of the Flying Dodo.

Osheiga is ranked 286,749^th in the world and 8^th in Trading Cards for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -17.55 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.