The Strict Islamic Caliphate of Orquestralia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Abu Al Hassam with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.99 billion Citizens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constância. The average income tax rate is 89.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Orquestralian economy, worth 260 trillion Sataras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 130,716 Sataras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, and tax avoidance is a serious affair. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orquestralia's national animal is the Lóris, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Orquestralia is ranked 280,865^th in the world and 482^nd in The Communist Bloc for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 13,463.85 Standard Monetary Units.