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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,599th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,291st Rudest Citizens: 2,719th
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Original Colonies

Population398 million

CapitalWashington DC


The Republic of Original Colonies is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, digital currency, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 398 million Original Coloniesians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Original Coloniesian economy, worth 43.9 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 110,241 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 450,048 per year while the poor average 17,893, a ratio of 25.2 to 1.

Politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter', fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, and children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Original Colonies's national animal is the hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Original Colonies is ranked 166,099th in the world and 9,233rd in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 13.96 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,599thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,291stRudest Citizens: 2,719thFattest Citizens: 3,955thMost Influential: 4,691stLargest Retail Industry: 5,636thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,266thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,345thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,725thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,672ndMost Armed: 7,846thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,265thMost Avoided: 8,449thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,832ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,957thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,200thMost Pro-Market: 11,522ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,422ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,714thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,247thHighest Drug Use: 16,886th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 77th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 115th in the regionRudest Citizens: 153rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 243rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 251st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 268th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 275th in the regionMost Avoided: 287th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 289th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 300th in the regionMost Armed: 301st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 343rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 349th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 352nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 428th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 488th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 717th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 794th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 823rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 857th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 890th in the region

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