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Proletarians of all countries, unite!
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 442ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 460thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 479th
The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Orcland

Population4.613 billion

CapitalGoblinburg
Leadercomrade leader
Faithatheism

Currencychervonets
Animalspider-shelob

The Republic of Orcland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by comrade leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.613 billion Orclandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The minute, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goblinburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Orclandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,293 trillion chervonets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 280,371 chervonets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military spending is on the increase, the latest political memes depict comrade leader as an overly-choreographed robot, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Orcland's national animal is the spider-shelob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheism.

Orcland is ranked 7,064th in the world and 63rd in The Communist Bloc for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 10,273 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 442ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 460thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 479thMost Cheerful Citizens: 654thHighest Disposable Incomes: 799thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,005thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,009thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,347thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,359thHealthiest Citizens: 1,806thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,862ndSafest: 1,877thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,997thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,346thMost Cultured: 2,432ndNicest Citizens: 2,576thHighest Food Quality: 2,693rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,715thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,861stMost Secular: 2,991stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,011thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,847thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,978thSmartest Citizens: 4,479thMost Inclusive: 5,313thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,946thMost Developed: 5,985thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,074thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,245thLargest Mining Sector: 6,487thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,606thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,064thMost Efficient Economies: 7,205thBest Weather: 7,431stLowest Crime Rates: 7,555thLargest Retail Industry: 9,380thMost Patriotic: 13,167thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,443rdTop
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Nudest: 20,627thMost Income Equality: 22,744thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,154thHighest Economic Output: 26,257thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 32,030thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 32,668thMost Subsidized Industry: 34,084thLargest Governments: 34,548th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Cultured: 33rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 38th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 38th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 48th in the regionRudest Citizens: 48th in the regionSafest: 49th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 55th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 59th in the regionMost Patriotic: 61st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 62nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 63rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 64th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 70th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 74th in the regionNicest Citizens: 88th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 91st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 94th in the regionMost Secular: 100th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Orcland, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Orcland, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in Orcland, the latest political memes depict comrade leader as an overly-choreographed robot.
  • : Orcland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Orcland, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Orcland, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains.
  • : Following new legislation in Orcland, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Orcland, patriots insist that size does matter.
  • : Orcland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Orcland, "Comrade leader got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom.

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