Population | 4.613 billion |
Capital | Goblinburg |
Leader | comrade leader |
Faith | atheism |
Currency | chervonets |
Animal | spider-shelob |
The Republic of Orcland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by comrade leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.613 billion Orclandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The minute, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goblinburg. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Orclandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,293 trillion chervonets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 280,371 chervonets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Military spending is on the increase, the latest political memes depict comrade leader as an overly-choreographed robot, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Orcland's national animal is the spider-shelob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheism.
Orcland is ranked 7,064th in the world and 63rd in The Communist Bloc for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 10,273 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Orcland, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors.
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Orcland, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
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Orcland, the latest political memes depict comrade leader as an overly-choreographed robot.
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Orcland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
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Orcland, military spending is on the increase.
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Orcland, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains.
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Orcland, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
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Orcland, patriots insist that size does matter.
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Orcland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
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Orcland, "Comrade leader got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom.