The Realm of Orbeez is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Shadowy figure with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, public floggings, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.816 billion Orbers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Orb. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Orbeezian economy, worth a remarkable 1,659 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 188,237 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,474,603 per year while the poor average 6,056, a ratio of 243 to 1.

Summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police, euthanasia is illegal, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, and Pot of Greed populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Orbeez's national animal is the Pot of Greed, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is No.

Orbeez is ranked 53,572^nd in the world and 3,623^rd in Chicken overlords for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,517.73 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.