The Space Bean of Orange Crewmate is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Orange Crewmate with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.404 billion Orange Crewmateans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spaceship. The average income tax rate is 48.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Orange Crewmatean economy, worth 413 trillion golden oranges a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,556 golden oranges, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orange Crewmateans believe manners maketh the leader, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, Max Barry is this year's Miss Orange Crewmate, and cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orange Crewmate's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Orange Crewmate is ranked 144,621^st in the world and 1^st in Diamond Dogs for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 1,567.41 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.