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We Always Choose the First!
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 761stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 990thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,174th
The Disputed Territories of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Apprentice
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Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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OptionOners

Population12.094 billion

CapitalOne City
LeaderLtd First Class One
FaithThe First Choice

Currencyflorin
AnimalFirstBorn

The Disputed Territories of OptionOners is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ltd First Class One with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.094 billion First-Optioners are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of One City. The average income tax rate is 7.3%.

The frighteningly efficient First economy, worth a remarkable 3,063 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 253,312 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Babies are a small but significant export, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OptionOners's national animal is the FirstBorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The First Choice.

OptionOners is ranked 37,517th in the world and 26th in Equilism for Most Stationary, with 1,217.58013741488 days.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 761stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 990thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,174thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,207thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,295thMost Patriotic: 1,306thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,452ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,527thMost Devout: 1,746thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,402ndTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,209thHealthiest Citizens: 3,631stLowest Crime Rates: 4,826thHighest Average Incomes: 5,138thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,208thLargest Black Market: 5,673rdHighest Economic Output: 7,046thLargest Mining Sector: 7,136thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,849thSmartest Citizens: 9,331stMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,464thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,719thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,880thBest Weather: 12,725thTop
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Most Inclusive: 16,086thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16,889thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,917thMost Efficient Economies: 19,474thMost Influential: 23,066thMost Developed: 25,427thLargest Governments: 25,568thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27,945thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,897thHighest Food Quality: 29,358thMost Authoritarian: 29,491st
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in OptionOners, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
  • : Following new legislation in OptionOners, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • : Following new legislation in OptionOners, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in OptionOners, babies are a small but significant export.
  • : Following new legislation in OptionOners, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
  • : Following new legislation in OptionOners, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
  • : Following new legislation in OptionOners, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges.
  • : Following new legislation in OptionOners, foreign leaders who don't applaud Ltd First Class One's speeches are regarded as enemies of OptionOners.
  • : Following new legislation in OptionOners, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land.
  • : Following new legislation in OptionOners, all beauty contests have been banned.

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