Population | 12.094 billion |
Capital | One City |
Leader | Ltd First Class One |
Faith | The First Choice |
Currency | florin |
Animal | FirstBorn |
The Disputed Territories of OptionOners is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ltd First Class One with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.094 billion First-Optioners are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of One City. The average income tax rate is 7.3%.
The frighteningly efficient First economy, worth a remarkable 3,063 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 253,312 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
Babies are a small but significant export, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OptionOners's national animal is the FirstBorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The First Choice.
OptionOners is ranked 37,517th in the world and 26th in Equilism for Most Stationary, with 1,217.58013741488 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in OptionOners, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
- : Following new legislation in OptionOners, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
- : Following new legislation in OptionOners, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
- : Following new legislation in OptionOners, babies are a small but significant export.
- : Following new legislation in OptionOners, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
- : Following new legislation in OptionOners, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
- : Following new legislation in OptionOners, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges.
- : Following new legislation in OptionOners, foreign leaders who don't applaud Ltd First Class One's speeches are regarded as enemies of OptionOners.
- : Following new legislation in OptionOners, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land.
- : Following new legislation in OptionOners, all beauty contests have been banned.