The Empire of Oplak1 is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Blahaj population. The hard-working, democratic population of 718 million Oplak1ian1s are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Oplak City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The thriving Oplak1ian economy, worth 44.1 trillion Mangoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 61,434 Mangoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 217,457 per year while the poor average 12,531, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors, Oplak1 has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, and Oplak1 has designated Big Oplak City as its capital city. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Oplak1's national animal is the Blahaj, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oplak1 is ranked 241,256^th in the world and 3,618^th in Suspicious for Largest Black Market, with 183 billion Standard Monetary Units.