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Most Conservative: 865thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,040thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,427th
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Population2.031 billion

LeaderRavi Olé


The Utopian Paradise for One of Oopsidroppedmyrightsburg is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Ravi Olé with an iron fist, and remarkable for its fear of technology, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.031 billion Oopsidroppedmyrightsburgians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oppressionopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.5%.

The large but underdeveloped Oopsidroppedmyrightsburgian economy, worth 187 trillion Breadcrumbs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 92,247 Breadcrumbs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 265,433 per year while the poor average 25,471, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, the fate of the world literally rests on Ravi Olé's fingers, and centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oopsidroppedmyrightsburg's national animal is the Blobfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Oopsidroppedmyrightsburg is ranked 4,715th in the world and 5th in New West Indies for Most Primitive, scoring 128.87 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Conservative: 865thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,040thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,427thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,845thMost Authoritarian: 4,008thMost Avoided: 4,008thMost Secular: 4,369thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,579thMost Primitive: 4,715thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,736thLargest Black Market: 6,340thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,606thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,150thLargest Mining Sector: 8,990thTop
Most Extreme: 15,202ndLowest Crime Rates: 15,551st
Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the region

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