The Utopian Paradise for One of Oopsidroppedmyrightsburg is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Ravi Olé with an iron fist, and remarkable for its fear of technology, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.031 billion Oopsidroppedmyrightsburgians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oppressionopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.5%.
The large but underdeveloped Oopsidroppedmyrightsburgian economy, worth 187 trillion Breadcrumbs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 92,247 Breadcrumbs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 265,433 per year while the poor average 25,471, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.
Peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, the fate of the world literally rests on Ravi Olé's fingers, and centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oopsidroppedmyrightsburg's national animal is the Blobfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Oopsidroppedmyrightsburg's influence in New West Indies rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Oopsidroppedmyrightsburg's influence in New West Indies rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Oopsidroppedmyrightsburg's influence in New West Indies rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Oopsidroppedmyrightsburg's influence in New West Indies rose from "Zero" to "Newcomer".
- : Oopsidroppedmyrightsburg relocated from Osiris to New West Indies.
- : Oopsidroppedmyrightsburg's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Oopsidroppedmyrightsburg was refounded in Osiris.
- : Oopsidroppedmyrightsburg ceased to exist in New West Indies.
- : Oopsidroppedmyrightsburg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Oopsidroppedmyrightsburg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and Largest Governments.