The Confederacy of Ooferian Card Storage is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.992 billion Ooferian Card Storageans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Industry, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.0%.

The very strong Ooferian Card Storagean economy, worth 180 trillion banks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,191 banks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 170,147 per year while the poor average 17,036, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Cities in Ooferian Card Storage declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, the might of the entire Ooferian Card Storagean Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ooferian Card Storage's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ooferian Card Storage is ranked 186,926^th in the world and 382^nd in Oofery for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.85 law-abiding acts per hour.