The Federation of Onpers is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.001 billion Onpersians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Onpersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,772 trillion Bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 354,527 Bits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,282,911 per year while the poor average 3,672, a ratio of 893 to 1.

High school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response, and only the brainiest citizens become academics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Onpers's national animal is the Shadowtrooper, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Onpers is ranked 26,590^th in the world and 448^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,257.06 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.