The Imperial Guard of Onishi Rumiko is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Onishi Rumiko with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.736 billion Onishi Rumikoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tallarn. The average income tax rate is 56.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Onishi Rumikoan economy, worth 576 trillion yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 74,474 yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, the media seems excessively interested in what Onishi Rumiko is wearing this season, and the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Onishi Rumiko's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Imperial Truth.

Onishi Rumiko is ranked 260,082^nd in the world and 2^nd in Tallarn for Most Authoritarian, with 305.52 milliStalins.