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Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,730thLargest Mining Sector: 17,017thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,505th
The Loving Couple of
Father Knows Best State
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Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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OneTruePairing

Population4.732 billion

CapitalHexside
LeaderEileen
FaithCards

Currencysnail
Animalowl

The Loving Couple of OneTruePairing is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Eileen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, soft-spoken computers, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.732 billion OneTruePairingians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hexside. The average income tax rate is 65.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient OneTruePairingian economy, worth 472 trillion snails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 99,893 snails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook, garbage bags floating down the river are churned up by man-made rapids, and failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OneTruePairing's national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cards.

OneTruePairing is ranked 54,835th in the world and 1st in Safan for Most Stationary, with 801.93773675952 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,730thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 17,017thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,505thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,437thSafest: 21,571stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,835thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 28,438thMost Developed: 29,179thLargest Black Market: 29,189th
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Most Developed: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : OneTruePairing was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in OneTruePairing, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in OneTruePairing, garbage bags floating down the river are churned up by man-made rapids.
  • : Following new legislation in OneTruePairing, the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook.
  • : Following new legislation in OneTruePairing, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : OneTruePairing was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in OneTruePairing, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in OneTruePairing, military training in OneTruePairing emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs.
  • : Following new legislation in OneTruePairing, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.
  • : Following new legislation in OneTruePairing, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens.

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