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It is no better to be safe than sorry Kalani T'ai
One Small Island was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 388
Most Valuable International Artwork: 44thLargest Gambling Industry: 832ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 943rd
The Tropical Paradise of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Hegemony
Right Hand of the Playground
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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One Small Island

Population9.937 billion

CapitalDarkwater
LeaderKalani T'ai
FaithPiracy

CurrencySand Dollar
AnimalSeagull

The Tropical Paradise of One Small Island is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Kalani T'ai with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.937 billion Islanders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkwater. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,452 trillion Sand Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 146,173 Sand Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 601,166 per year while the poor average 23,432, a ratio of 25.7 to 1.

Family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, and small children are frequently chased by rehabilitated pitbulls. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. One Small Island's national animal is the Seagull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Piracy.

One Small Island is ranked 130,840th in the world and 1st in Warzone Sandbox for Most Stationary, with 251.32083221012 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 44thLargest Gambling Industry: 832ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 943rdHighest Crime Rates: 999thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,867thMost Influential: 2,294thTop
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Most Avoided: 3,836thMost Armed: 4,408thFattest Citizens: 4,663rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,990thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,004thLargest Black Market: 6,085thLargest Retail Industry: 7,568thRudest Citizens: 8,387thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,278thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,922ndMost Corrupt Governments: 13,239thMost Cultured: 13,631stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,137thTop
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Most Inclusive: 16,572ndHighest Economic Output: 18,585thHighest Food Quality: 21,091stLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,985thMost Secular: 22,178thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,673rdHighest Average Incomes: 23,674thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,732ndMost Subsidized Industry: 25,171stMost Efficient Economies: 28,850th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the region

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