Population | 5.851 billion |
Capital | New Leningrad |
Leader | Comrade Vozhd |
Faith | Utopian Marxism |
Currency | digital ruble |
Animal | bear |
The Socialist Technate of Omnicros is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Comrade Vozhd with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.851 billion proles are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Leningrad. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Omnicrosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,175 trillion digital rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 200,852 digital rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, a new apartment is worth a thousand betrayals, Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead, and retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Omnicros's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Utopian Marxism.
Omnicros is ranked 246,195th in the world and 4th in The Ostblock for Most Stationary, with 20.03323717872 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Omnicros was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and Most Authoritarian and the Top 10% for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Omnicros, retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits.
- : Following new legislation in Omnicros, Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead.
- : Following new legislation in Omnicros, a new apartment is worth a thousand betrayals.
- : Omnicros was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Omnicros, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes.
- : Following new legislation in Omnicros, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves.
- : Omnicros was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Following new legislation in Omnicros, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material.
- : Following new legislation in Omnicros, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.