The Free Land of Omniabstracta is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Science with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 11.205 billion Omniabstractans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telstracta. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Omniabstractan economy, worth a remarkable 2,402 trillion Abnihils a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 214,397 Abnihils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, barbers who trim a few inches of hair bill the government for their labor, the nation doesn't need to go to war in order to acquire new territory, and Science always arrives fashionably late and smelling of mushrooms. Crime is almost non-existent. Omniabstracta's national animal is the Bugbear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Omniabstracta is ranked 237,186^th in the world and 37^th in Kerbin for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -10.95 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.