Aequatis, Felicitatem, Pax. Moo? His Royal Majesty King Olofin
Most Valuable International Artwork: 137thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 263rdMost Influential: 470th
The Cerulean Peaceloving Kingdom of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population1.679 billion

LeaderHis Royal Majesty King Olofin

AnimalAbik Valley Dove

The Cerulean Peaceloving Kingdom of Olofin is a massive, safe nation, ruled by His Royal Majesty King Olofin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.679 billion Olofinians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abik. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Olofinian economy, worth 250 trillion e-Ayoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,128 e-Ayoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas, and trust-fund babies line up for places in community college. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Olofin's national animal is the Abik Valley Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Olofinism.

Olofin is ranked 4,653rd in the world and 281st in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 94.03 on the Human Development Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 137thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 263rdMost Influential: 470thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,586thMost Pacifist: 1,779thSafest: 1,783rdTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,154thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,183rdNicest Citizens: 2,352ndMost Inclusive: 3,089thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,902ndBest Weather: 3,942ndHealthiest Citizens: 4,035thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,190thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,373rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,569thMost Developed: 4,653rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,951stMost Beautiful Environments: 5,300thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,361stLowest Crime Rates: 5,599thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,864thSmartest Citizens: 5,970thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,995thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,118thLargest Governments: 6,744thMost Cultured: 7,553rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,727thMost Secular: 10,126thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 10,750thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,771stMost Efficient Economies: 11,860thHighest Average Incomes: 13,637thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,100thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,505thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,560th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 24th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 87th in the regionTop
Safest: 98th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 99th in the regionMost Pacifist: 116th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 145th in the regionNicest Citizens: 147th in the regionMost Influential: 150th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 191st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 192nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 210th in the regionBest Weather: 221st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 223rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 223rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 229th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 247th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 250th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 258th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 277th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 278th in the regionMost Developed: 281st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 288th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 298th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 303rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 336th in the regionLargest Governments: 359th in the regionMost Cultured: 374th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 437th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 446th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 547th in the regionMost Secular: 550th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 610th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 638th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 671st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 772nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 819th in the regionMost Politically Free: 885th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Olofin, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college.
  • : Following new legislation in Olofin, little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Olofin, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation.
  • : Olofin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Olofin, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up.
  • : Following new legislation in Olofin, third world countries are rich in "I Love Abik" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in Olofin, pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers.
  • : Following new legislation in Olofin, advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public.
  • : Olofin endorsed The United States of Kenaniahistan.
  • : Olofin was endorsed by The United States of Kenaniahistan.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 370 » Dabarastan, The Rhein States, United Kahndaq, Pazair, Territorio di Nessuno, Loutsland, Guer Aike, Great Bights Mum, Fraguale Cothe, Dreadton, Sundred, Corfad, Daiz, Kasazzastan, Koda-Land, Trillius, Notyoutopia, Yaorozu, Shibutani, Orado, Zyvetskistaahn, Siwale, 1 very fast endotarter, Pallaith, Clan Spaniel, McMasterdonia, Runeda, Ethnon, Vincone Cae, PlanetPunk, Sunto, North Bratislava, Dar es Saalam, Seenvorland, The Teddy, Selfgradatude, Kranostav, Xentherida, Viridiann, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Zumlandia, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Frances Francis the First of France, Steampunk Ariel, Vernest Quill, Glurponia, Wisconsota, Wineclaw, Advancia-Sizzletown, Abject Ludicrosity, and 320 others.Holy Oranz, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Omnistria, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Newpromisedland, The Tampa Bay Rays, Sil Dorsett, Interdimensional Zone, Ravendi, Valhalla123, Jovian Knights, Bearical, Shadowrik, Castle Federation, Empy, Prydania, Partax, El Fiji Grande, Palgo, Pleroma Sans Romans, Gnomewatchers, The Iron Lions, Terban Kedah, Valentine Z, Fendlium, Praeceps, Zecit, Volstokn, Cobleck Weleis, Zokk, Tachycardia, Lungha, Austral States of America, Serendipita Martia, Avemterra, Napnomadia, Loli County, Sea Ghost, Rosewood-, Hamerica, Wilkshire, Free Culture, Fayyayid, PotatoFarmers, Merconitonitopia, Valatic Ash, Moubarakistan, Kelvaros Prime, Xagill, Noahs Second Country, Malta Comino Gozo, Universal State Formula, Pheonisland, Woodsend, The New Communist Republic Of States, Yokciq Empire, New Biryukova, Wit Noreis, The Stratosphere Islands, MiaryBhalzhack, The Endless Eventide, Lucedeia, New Jamgra, Methor, Votak Matim, Joodey, Psychotic Vegans, KhalChicken, The World Capitalist Confederation, Eschatosia, Minuda, Chukstik Illahi, Eraver, The Sinclarian Provinces, The Real Ram Ranch, Unsophisticate, Freyford, Banabistan, The Empire of the Clarence, Grue, Marmiedon, Solmetria, Alice Gardens, AAA Provisional Empire, Wolvenland, Abonland, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Aetulia, British Pacific Islands, Cors Evia, Arimbia, Jellies Island, Ausnakulia, Lemonbiscuits, Alamei, French Bananastan, Fel Imass, Kappacon, Dakota Territories, Newam, The Reorganized Arctic Territories, Gilakistan, New Lakemba, The Most Freedom Ever, The O C, Fascist Democracy, Walter Jackson, Soviet Terran, Godwanna, Amblegreserland, Joevala, United Federation of Technocrats, Montarc, Vexilia, Dicko, Karazan, The Austro Germanic Union, United States of Medford, Manticore utopia, East Supple Lund, Great Jenovah, Calamazo, JMingozela, Dopeland420, Dadastan Archipelago, Wooleystan, Fredericksborg, Panama Coalition, Arlens Apartment, Nationeer, Necromonia, Yun Empire, South Almyra, Xyrron, Drutopia Insomnia, Choistan, Aroa, Cloydicia, Lorigia, Potatolandium, Disunited Earth, Conservative State of Poland, Esplandia, Revolutionary Sealand, Fizban, ZimRobwe, LostLegion, Aeolist, Quentiam Viventem, Detrivania, Ihese, SherpDaWerp in TNP, The Lancerian Empire, Nordic-British Union, Phoronu, Pyxie, Prevaland, Crader, Cinnibar, Diodone, Plangainer, Altivia, Zixu, SORT, Yukti, Venezuelia, Nisastria, Novaray, Centromuria, Kanlidia, Veltania, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, Itallitopia, Miamington, New Avian, Sunaiya, Old Emporia, Anne Hathaway, Noesantara, Independent Halls, Antiyard, The Windmilluminati, Lazadonil, New Octicarg, Immenium, Cape Flower, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, Eteles, The Greylands, States of Asra, Westinor, Warsaw-Halicz, Thenationofthesun, Yemet, North Novkia, Greater Chimeran Union, Preble, Azzarel, BrightFutures, GreatTombOfNazarik, Nistriabar, Virillum, Ataraxia Somnia, Moose repupblic, Memenaide, The English Alliance, Wallachian People, West Hamburg, Irishvan, United Asgardian States, Tellavinna, Iceria, Asgardira, Lendara, Varola, Orenmark, Vauquelin, Unshleepd, Nova Arcania, Pradovnia, Kadarra, Hyphen, United States of Americanas, Ing Comashki, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Schnuftelland, Saint Alaric, Maott, The Pantheons, Solskjar, Korovan Isles, Zeternia, Californian Redwood, Khoik, Greater New America, Astronomical, Solimun, Zemnaya Svoboda, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Mon Civia, Oceanialia, Mesopotama, Greater Pittsburgh, PortvgaI, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Zzozona, Timothea, Iztocna Slavija, Hoglands, Plutayah, Termathe, Borsukia, I Like Killing people, Fox Richy, Libertania Democratica, Former English Colony, Fluffy Noodles, Shinjuku tokyo 0, The Calabash Protectorate, Kocherian, Montinario, Dangine, Asoc lon, Lionia, Ihsan, The Havens, Yalgora, Innocentic, Seanat, Pizza Squared, Brucklania, U S Eh, Arbor Marshes, Arichia, The United States of Nuclear Weapons, Simone Republic, Eywaan, Principia Mathematica, Solcius, Estandarte, Damsmel, Highton Islands, Nouvelle-Floride, Unimaginable Doom, Fracie, Smesh, Labora, Madjack, Pokemanland, Energi Empire, The Noviosyus, Maynilan, Xipher, Kragsgale, Palisede, Buckhem, Loptous, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Ultra777, 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