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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 207thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 228th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Oldtowne

Population6.196 billion

Currencycurrency
Animalanimal

The Republic of Oldtowne is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its closed borders, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.196 billion Oldtowneans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Environment also on the agenda, while Education and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Oldtownean economy, worth a remarkable 1,498 trillion currencies a year, is dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 241,928 currencies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,264,452 per year while the poor average 24,874, a ratio of 50.8 to 1.

Citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account, citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper, the government is lending a hand to private industry, and kids are exceptionally good at digging holes. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Oldtowne's national animal is the animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Oldtowne is ranked 65,107th in the world and 5th in Vickenian experiment containment zone for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,690.34 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 207thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 228thBest Weather: 234thHighest Crime Rates: 274thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 396thMost Corrupt Governments: 566thMost Armed: 646thMost Primitive: 738thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 764thMost Beautiful Environments: 776thMost Avoided: 780thMost Subsidized Industry: 912thMost Efficient Economies: 1,053rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,293rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,330thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,690thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,845thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,358thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,634thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,189thHighest Average Incomes: 5,821stLargest Black Market: 12,660thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,133rdTop
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Highest Economic Output: 17,704thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,427thLargest Governments: 23,641st
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Oldtowne, kids are exceptionally good at digging holes.
  • : Following new legislation in Oldtowne, the government is lending a hand to private industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Oldtowne, citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper.
  • : Following new legislation in Oldtowne, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account.
  • : Following new legislation in Oldtowne, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer.
  • : Following new legislation in Oldtowne, the government is a law unto itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Oldtowne, the government funds large training centres to turn animals into functioning members of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Oldtowne, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Oldtowne, piracy is the nation's most popular pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Oldtowne, Leader's new office has a propensity to catch on fire.

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