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Largest Gambling Industry: 133rdRudest Citizens: 197thMost Armed: 214th
The Bottles Full of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Olde English 800

Population11.808 billion

CapitalThe Liquor Store
LeaderMiller Brewing Company
FaithOlde English 800

Currency40 ounce
Animaldog

The Bottles Full of Olde English 800 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Miller Brewing Company with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.808 billion Olde English 800ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Liquor Store. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Olde English 800ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,870 trillion 40 ounces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 327,790 40 ounces, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,430,164 per year while the poor average 47,474, a ratio of 30.1 to 1.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and they say that Olde English 800ians made a dessert and called it peace. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Olde English 800's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Olde English 800.

Olde English 800 is ranked 237,615th in the world and 3rd in The Hood for Most Pacifist, with 2.15 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Top
1%
Largest Gambling Industry: 133rdRudest Citizens: 197thMost Armed: 214thLargest Retail Industry: 215thHighest Crime Rates: 275thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 551stMost Avoided: 584thHighest Disposable Incomes: 590thFattest Citizens: 592ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 650thMost Cultured: 979thMost Corrupt Governments: 991stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,034thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,110thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,450thHighest Average Incomes: 1,537thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,575thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,629thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,677thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,776thMost Efficient Economies: 1,936thMost Secular: 2,085thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,371stTop
5%
Highest Economic Output: 3,075thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,455thSmartest Citizens: 3,819thLargest Mining Sector: 4,259thLargest Black Market: 4,464thMost Stationary: 7,201stMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,832ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,889thLargest Governments: 8,425thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,636thTop
10%
Most Influential: 12,586thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,081stMost Inclusive: 13,858thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,011thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,900thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,426thHighest Drug Use: 19,545thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22,981stLargest Populations: 23,775th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Olde English 800, they say that Olde English 800ians made a dessert and called it peace.
  • : Following new legislation in Olde English 800, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Olde English 800 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Olde English 800, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Olde English 800, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in Olde English 800, a government program is underway to revitalize Olde English 800's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Olde English 800, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water.
  • : Following new legislation in Olde English 800, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Following new legislation in Olde English 800, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Olde English 800ians.
  • : Following new legislation in Olde English 800, education and welfare spending are on the rise.

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