The Bottles Full of Olde English 800 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Miller Brewing Company with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.808 billion Olde English 800ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Liquor Store. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Olde English 800ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,870 trillion 40 ounces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 327,790 40 ounces, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,430,164 per year while the poor average 47,474, a ratio of 30.1 to 1.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and they say that Olde English 800ians made a dessert and called it peace. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Olde English 800's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Olde English 800.

Olde English 800 is ranked 237,615^th in the world and 3^rd in The Hood for Most Pacifist, with 2.15 Cheeks Turned Per Day.