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Toward Communism and a Free Association of Producers! Vladimir Lenin
Largest Welfare Programs: 587thMost Secular: 720thMost Inclusive: 760th
The Proletarian Dictatorship of
Left-wing Utopia
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Old Vyanka

Population7.392 billion

CapitalVolga City
LeaderVladimir Lenin

CurrencyLabour Voucher
AnimalBoar

The Proletarian Dictatorship of Old Vyanka is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Vladimir Lenin with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.392 billion Old Vyankans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volga City. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Old Vyankan economy, worth a remarkable 1,637 trillion Labour Vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 221,521 Labour Vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, and the OVBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays. Crime is totally unknown. Old Vyanka's national animal is the Boar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Old Vyanka is ranked 75,680th in the world and 300th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Influential, scoring 458 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 587thMost Secular: 720thMost Inclusive: 760thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 937thMost Compassionate Citizens: 948thNicest Citizens: 960thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,099thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,132ndBest Weather: 1,156thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,279thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,285thHighest Food Quality: 1,288thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,305thMost Developed: 1,336thHighest Drug Use: 1,490thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,510thSmartest Citizens: 1,552ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,552ndMost Pacifist: 1,700thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,702ndLargest Governments: 1,704thHealthiest Citizens: 1,747thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,849thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,110thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,128thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,132ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,611thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,024thMost Efficient Economies: 3,770thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,922ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,302ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,746thMost Cultured: 5,019thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,078thSafest: 5,145thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,158thHighest Average Incomes: 5,649thMost Income Equality: 9,265thNudest: 9,471stHighest Economic Output: 12,355thTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 24,653rdMost Politically Free: 26,373rd
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Highest Drug Use: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Extreme: 15th in the regionNudest: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionMost Politically Free: 17th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Pacifist: 23rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 24th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 34th in the regionMost Cultured: 34th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 36th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 38th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 38th in the regionRudest Citizens: 45th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 47th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Old Vyanka, the OVBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Vyanka, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Vyanka, the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Vyanka, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Vyanka, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Vyanka, state dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
  • : Old Vyanka was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Vyanka, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Vyanka, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Vyanka, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.

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