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Toward Communism and a Free Association of Producers! Vladimir Lenin
Largest Welfare Programs: 964thMost Inclusive: 1,462ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,463rd
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Old Vyanka

Population4.259 billion

CapitalVolga City
LeaderVladimir Lenin

CurrencyLabour Voucher
AnimalBoar

The Proletarian Dictatorship of Old Vyanka is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vladimir Lenin with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.259 billion Old Vyankans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volga City. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Old Vyankan economy, worth 744 trillion Labour Vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 174,709 Labour Vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime is totally unknown. Old Vyanka's national animal is the Boar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Old Vyanka is ranked 186,170th in the world and 582nd in The Communist Bloc for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -4 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 964thMost Inclusive: 1,462ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,463rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,508thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,531stNicest Citizens: 1,537thMost Developed: 1,748thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,813thBest Weather: 1,928thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,178thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,413thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,465thMost Secular: 2,579thHealthiest Citizens: 2,592ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,632ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,700thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,765thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,810thSmartest Citizens: 3,034thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,176thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,334thLargest Governments: 3,496thMost Pacifist: 3,799thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,257thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,266thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,445thLowest Crime Rates: 5,997thSafest: 7,384thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,832ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,838thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,900thMost Efficient Economies: 9,222ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,303rdHighest Average Incomes: 9,706thMost Cultured: 10,466thNudest: 11,657thMost Income Equality: 11,669thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 19,801stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,118th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 29th in the regionBest Weather: 31st in the regionNicest Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 41st in the regionMost Developed: 47th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 47th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 49th in the regionMost Inclusive: 50th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 53rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 53rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 53rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 55th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 57th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 58th in the regionNudest: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 58th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 63rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 65th in the regionMost Secular: 68th in the regionLargest Governments: 71st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 73rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 77th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 80th in the regionMost Pacifist: 83rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 84th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 92nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 93rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 93rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 98th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 100th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Old Vyanka, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Vyanka, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Vyanka, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion.
  • : Old Vyanka was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Vyanka, the state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Vyanka, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Vyanka, there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Vyanka, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Vyanka, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Vyanka, every week is blindness awareness week.

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