NATION

PASSWORD

Live long enough to watch them die.
Most Secular: 3,567thMost Conservative: 9,907thMost Authoritarian: 10,626th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Old Seeland

Population529 million

CapitalEleybridge

CurrencyShilt
AnimalTuna

The Dictatorship of Old Seeland is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 529 million Old Seelandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eleybridge. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.3%.

The very strong Old Seelandian economy, worth 39.3 trillion Shilts a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,216 Shilts, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

The justice of Old Seeland is considered superior to that of other nations, the newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to Old Seeland" on tails, celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Old Seeland's national animal is the Tuna, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Old Seeland is ranked 219,893rd in the world and 1st in Fulor for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -7.63 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Secular: 3,567thMost Conservative: 9,907thMost Authoritarian: 10,626thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,402ndTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 13,995thMost Patriotic: 14,527thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,148thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,618thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,295thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,698th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Old Seeland, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Seeland, celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Seeland, the newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to Old Seeland" on tails.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Seeland, the justice of Old Seeland is considered superior to that of other nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Seeland, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Seeland, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Seeland, the average person needs three full-time jobs just to get by.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Seeland, most pop videos prominently feature the Old Seelandian flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Seeland, just as students finish their homework it's time for school.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Seeland, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.

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