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A Chicken For Every Pot
Largest Gambling Industry: 313thHighest Crime Rates: 630thMost Ignorant Citizens: 846th
The Borderlands of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Apprentice
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Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Okopipi

Population2.892 billion

CapitalBridgeport
LeaderKeroro
FaithPiracy

CurrencyGold
AnimalFrog

The Borderlands of Okopipi is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Keroro with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, enslaved workforce, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.892 billion Okopipians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bridgeport. The average income tax rate is 20.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Okopipian economy, worth 531 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 183,626 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

They who do not work shall not eat, kids are exceptionally good at digging holes, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness, and morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Okopipi's national animal is the Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Piracy.

Okopipi is ranked 258,412th in the world and 19th in Eladen for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.38 bananas ingested per day.

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1%
Largest Gambling Industry: 313thHighest Crime Rates: 630thMost Ignorant Citizens: 846thMost Avoided: 957thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,167thMost Armed: 1,659thFattest Citizens: 1,863rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,252ndMost Secular: 2,328thLargest Retail Industry: 2,481stLargest Mining Sector: 2,571stTop
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,956thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,101stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,058thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,310thLargest Black Market: 7,517thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,649thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,579thHighest Average Incomes: 9,220thMost Patriotic: 10,014thMost Efficient Economies: 12,312thTop
10%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,875thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,073rdHighest Poor Incomes: 17,587thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,356thMost Authoritarian: 20,917thMost Rebellious Youth: 22,434thMost Primitive: 24,961st
Top
10%
Most Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Okopipi, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.
  • : Following new legislation in Okopipi, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
  • : Following new legislation in Okopipi, kids are exceptionally good at digging holes.
  • : Following new legislation in Okopipi, they who do not work shall not eat.
  • : Following new legislation in Okopipi, fathers are free to sell their daughters to whomever they choose.
  • : Following new legislation in Okopipi, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Okopipi, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Okopipi, warning signs caution Okopipians where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'.
  • : Following new legislation in Okopipi, the nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery.
  • : Following new legislation in Okopipi, schoolchildren learn basic numeracy by counting off their push-ups.

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