The Republic of Oh2na is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.757 billion Oh2nans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 74.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Oh2nan economy, worth 461 trillion second best currencies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 122,956 second best currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.
Write-in candidate 'Leader Sucks' is perennially popular, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands, electricity company executives pray nightly to Zeus and Thor, and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oh2na's national animal is the two, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Oh2na is ranked 80,324th in the world and 1,982nd in Two for Smartest Citizens, with 38.32 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Oh2na, military spending recently hit a new high.
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Oh2na, electricity company executives pray nightly to Zeus and Thor.
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Oh2na, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands.
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Oh2na, write-in candidate 'Leader Sucks' is perennially popular.
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Oh2na, teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living.
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Oh2na, organ donation rates have hit a new low.
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Oh2na, the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end.
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Oh2na, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights.
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Oh2na, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
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Oh2na, politicians are often referred to as thesauruses behind their backs.