The The Communist Republic of OGUZY is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Chief with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 915 million OGUZYians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gigagrad. The average income tax rate is 32.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong OGUZYian economy, worth 69.5 trillion Oguz rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 75,948 Oguz rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon", prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, and political spontaneity takes a lot of planning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OGUZY's national animal is the BANANA, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

OGUZY is ranked 118,484^th in the world and 12^th in The Embassy for Largest Governments, scoring 15.2 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.