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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,487thMost Pacifist: 4,203rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,967th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
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Population1.218 billion

CapitalDistrict of Offdenia
LeaderFederal Council of Offden


The Constitutional Monarchy of Offden is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Federal Council of Offden with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.218 billion Offdenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Offdenia. The average income tax rate is 84.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Offdenian economy, worth 86.9 trillion Offies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 71,337 Offies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter', the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, and jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Offden's national animal is the Emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Offden is ranked 170,859th in the world and 1,757th in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -4.58 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 3,487thMost Pacifist: 4,203rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,967thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,360thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,539thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,610thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,978thNicest Citizens: 6,105thMost Influential: 6,227thSafest: 6,262ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,542ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,251stMost Inclusive: 7,378thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,773rdBest Weather: 9,510thMost Income Equality: 10,275thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 11,097thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,666thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,839thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,365thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,062ndHealthiest Citizens: 16,386thNudest: 20,228thLowest Crime Rates: 20,733rd
Largest Welfare Programs: 59th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 71st in the regionMost Income Equality: 77th in the regionMost Pacifist: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 87th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 105th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 109th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 113th in the regionSafest: 113th in the regionNicest Citizens: 115th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 116th in the regionNudest: 126th in the regionMost Inclusive: 136th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 144th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 155th in the regionBest Weather: 185th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 198th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 200th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 205th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 210th in the region

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