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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,610thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,699thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,251st
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Shoeshiner
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Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Oellohner

Population6.464 billion

CurrencyYen
AnimalScorpion

The Republic of Oellohner is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.464 billion Oellohnerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 82.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oellohnerian economy, worth 845 trillion Yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 130,825 Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, new cases of Asbestosis are cropping up as quickly as hospitals can deal with them, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, and the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oellohner's national animal is the Scorpion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Oellohner is ranked 102,649th in the world and 1,275th in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.065533609 days.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,610thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,699thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,251stNudest: 6,487thMost Devout: 6,498thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,958thFattest Citizens: 7,941stLargest Retail Industry: 9,468thMost Efficient Economies: 11,848thLargest Mining Sector: 14,151stMost Corrupt Governments: 14,846thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 16,136thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,618thMost Cultured: 17,929thLowest Crime Rates: 18,322ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,831stMost Advanced Public Education: 20,713thLargest Governments: 20,884thLargest Black Market: 20,889thMost Developed: 23,328thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,699th
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Most Income Equality: 142nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 147th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 246th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Oellohner, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods.
  • : Following new legislation in Oellohner, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Oellohner, new cases of Asbestosis are cropping up as quickly as hospitals can deal with them.
  • : Following new legislation in Oellohner, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Oellohner, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
  • : Following new legislation in Oellohner, dozens of viewers tune in weekly to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375.
  • : Following new legislation in Oellohner, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled.
  • : Following new legislation in Oellohner, advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five.
  • : Following new legislation in Oellohner, laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it.
  • : Following new legislation in Oellohner, the legal profession considers itself above the law.

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